I'm a man, I can fix that
Don't have a spoon? I can fix that!
Seatbelt broken? I can fix that! (Is that a neck brace you have on?)
New TV too big for the old cabinet? I can fix that!
Room too dark using compact fluorescents? I can fix that!
Electrical problem? I can fix that!
Bookshelf cracking under the weight? I can fix that!
No ice chest? I can fix that!
Can't read the ATM screen? I can fix that!
Car imported from the wrong country? I can fix that!
Satellite go out in the rain? I can fix that!
Electric stove broken & can't heat coffee? I fixed that.
Wiper motor burned out? I can fix that!
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Display rack falling over? I can fix that!
Desk overloaded? I can fix that!
Car can't be ordered with the "Woody" option? I can fix that!
Exhaust pipe dragging? I can fix that!
Gotta feed the baby AND do the laundry? I can fix that!
Cables falling behind the desk?
I can fix that!
No skate park in town? I can fix that!
And - last but not least - - - - Out of diapers? I can fix that!
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