Fw: Bazza had shingles.

 

> Those of us who spend much time in a doctor's office should appreciate this! > > > Doesn't it seem more and more that doctors are running their practices like > an assembly line? > > Here's what happened to Bazza, an Aussie truck driver: > > Bazza walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he > had. > > Bazza said: 'Shingles.' > > So she wrote down his name, address, Medicare number and told him to have a > seat. > > Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked Bazza what he had. > > Bazza said, 'Shingles.' > > So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told > Bazza to wait in the examining room. > > A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Bazza what he had. > > Bazza said, 'Shingles..' > > So the nurse gave Bazza a blood test, a blood pressure test, an > electrocardiogram, and told Bazza to take off all his clothes and wait for > the doctor. > > An hour later the doctor came in and found Bazza sitting patiently in the > nude and asked him what he had. > > Bazza said, 'Shingles.' > > The doctor asked, 'Where?' > > Bazza said, 'Outside on the truck. Where do you want me to unload 'em??'