| ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
* OFFICE ARITHMETIC *
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
* SHOPPING MATH *
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for any item that she doesn't need.
* GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS *
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
* HAPPINESS *
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
* LONGEVITY *
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
* PROPENSITY TO CHANGE *
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change,but she does.
* DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE *
A woman has the last word in any argument.
ผู้หญิงมักมี คำพูดสุดท้ายในการโต้เถียง
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
แต่อะไรก็ตามที่ผู้ชายพูดออกมาต่อจากนั้น จะเป็นการเริ่มการโต้เถียง ครั้งใหม่ *
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