Fw: Non PC

 

 

Subject: FW: Non PC         Took a dyslexic bird home last night, and she ended up cooking my sock! Sat opposite an Indian lady on the train today, she shut her eyes and stopped breathing. I thought she was dead until I saw the red spot on her forehead, and realised she was just on standby. Just Fostered a Muslim kid. All 4 cans hit him right on the back of the head. Got a right beating last night by a 6ft 7in black bloke All I said was, "golly you're tall.". They've had to cancel  'Jack & the Beanstalk' in Birmingham , Oldham, Bradford, Burnley , Leicester & Luton: because the giant couldn't smell any Englishmen. Muslim terrorists have gone on the rampage in Bradford , killing anyone who's English. Police fear the death toll could be as high as 5. The other night I said to my wife, let's play Chilean miners. She said, "So do you want me to go down your shaft until I reach the bottom" I said no, just take off for 4 months. Years ago it was suggested that, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away." But since all the doctors are now Muslim, I've found that a bacon sandwich works a treat!