THIS WAS VOTED THE BEST SHORT JOKE OF 2009
For his birthday, little Joseph asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, 'Son,
we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $ 280,000 and your mother
just lost her job.. There's no way we can afford it.' The next day the father saw
little Joseph heading out the front door with a suitcase So he asked, 'Son, where
are you going?' Little Joseph told him; 'I was walking past your room last night
and heard you telling mom you were pulling out.
Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too.
And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself ........................................
with a $280,000 mortgage and no f*#king bike
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