YORKSHIRE LASS COMPASSION. A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs. Three women were walking past, one from the Midlands, the second from Surrey and the third from Yorkshire . They felt sorry for the poor man. The Midlands woman said 'Have you ever had a hug?' The man said 'No,' so she gave him a hug and walked on. The Surrey woman said, 'Have you ever had a kiss?' The man said, 'No,' so she gave him a kiss and walked on. The Yorkshire woman came to him and said, 'Have you ever been f ** ked?' The man broke into a big smile and said, 'No.' |
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