Wednesday, 13 July 2011

Fw: Irish Cabbie

 
 
 



 

Subject: Irish Cabbie

 

 

 

 

One rainy spring night in Duhblin, a taxi driver spotted an arm waving
from the shadows of an alley.

Even before he rolled to a stop at the curb, a figure leaped into the
cab and slammed the door.

Checking his rear view mirror as he pulled away, he was startled to
see a dripping wet, naked woman sitting in the back seat.

"Where to?" he stammered.

"Vale Road," answered  the woman.

"OK," he said, taking  another long glance in the  mirror.

The woman caught him staring at her and asked, "just what the hell are
you looking at?'"

"Well lady, replied the driver, I noticed that you're completely
naked, and I was just wondering how you'll pay your fare."

The woman spread her legs, put her feet up on the front seat, smiled
at the driver and said, "Does this answer your question?"

Still looking in the mirror, the cabbie asked, "Got anything smaller?"

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