| | | FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in...but you can see right through them. | |
| | | PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off...it takes a while to warm them up again.
They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed...but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong Buttons. | |
| | | TYRES: Tyres are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated | |
| | | HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object... Because to get them to go anywhere.....you have to light a fire under their bums ! | |
| | | SPONGES: These are female...because they are soft......squeezable and retain water. | |
| | | WEB PAGES:
Female...because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on. | |
| | | TRAINS: Definitely male... Because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.. | |
| | | EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because....over time...all the weight shifts to the bottom. | |
| | | HAMMERS: Male..... Because in the last 5000 years.....they've hardly changed at all...and are occasionally handy to have around. | |
| | | THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male...but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it...and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push...he just keeps trying | |
New Law:
With the high rate of attacks on women in secluded carparks ... Especially during evening hours .... The Edinburgh City Council has established a 'Women Only' carpark at the Tesco shopping centre. Even the parking attendants are exclusively female so that a comfortable and safe environment is created for patrons.
Below is the first picture available of this world-first women-only parking lot in Edinburgh !
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