Thursday 31 March 2011

Fw: Fwd: Parents of the year!



--- On Wed, 30/3/11, Linda Pope <lindaepope@hotmail.co.uk> wrote:





 


 

 

PARENTS OF THE YEAR 


horrible parents 4 More candidates for parents of the year (17 Photos)

horrible parents 1 More candidates for parents
 of the year (17 Photos)



horrible parents 0 More candidates for parents of the year (17 Photos)

horrible  parents 5 More candidates for parents of the year (17 Photos)


horrible parents 7 More candidates for parents of the year (17 Photos)

horrible parents 8 More
 candidates for parents of the year (17 Photos)


horrible parents 10 More candidates for parents of t  he year  (17 Photos)

horrible parents 11 More candidates for parents of the year (17 Photos)


horrible

 parents 13 More candidates for parents of the year (17 Photos)

horrible parents 14 More candidates for parents of the year (17 Photos)


horrible parents 15 More candidates for parents of the year (17 Photos)


horrible
 parents 16 More candidates for parents of the year (17 Photos)

worst parents 2 Some spanking new candidates for worst parents
 ever
 (21 Photos)

worst parents 16 Some spanking new candidates for worst parents ever (21 Photos)


worst  parents 14 Some spanking
 new
 candidates for worst parents ever (21 Photos)


worst parents 10 Some spanking new candidates for worst parents ever (21 Photos)


worst parents 8 Some spanking new candidates for worst parents ever
 (21 Photos)

worst parents 4 Some spanking new candidates for worst parents ever (21 Photos)

worst parents
 5 Some spanking new candidates for worst parents ever (21 Photos)

worst parents 20  Some  spanking new candidates for worst parents ever (21 Photos)

 
 


 

 

 



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Fw: Fwd: Then there was Google

 

I want to work for Google!


 
Take a look inside......
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Google Solar Array
 Mountain
View, California 

Today, Google employs 20,223
people around the world, receiving
a resume every 25 seconds from
eager job-seekers, hiring an average
of nine new employees a day. 

A full-size replica of Virgin Atlantic's
Spaceship One (space tourist vehicle)
hangs in the reception area.


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Exercise
 


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To work off the pounds, and the stress . . .
 

Google has its own state-of-the-art gym . . .
offering weight-training and a host of
exercise machines, rowing machines,
lockers and shower rooms, and two swim-
in-place wave pools. 


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Other perks include free haircuts, dry
cleaning and laundry, child care, car
services, chiropractors and five onsite
doctors available for employee check-
ups; all free of charge. 

Perhaps the most unusual bonus of all...
employees can bring their dogs to work
with them and keep the four-legged
canine in their offices. 

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We already know that working for Google
has certain advantages, but, believe me,
this giant of a search engine takes the
welfare of its employees seriously as
shown by this decompression (stress)
capsule that is impermeable to sound and
light....


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Stress capsule
 

Moving around the complex:
 

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A slide allows quick access from different
floors... There are also poles available....
they are similar to the ones used in fire stations. 

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Food
 

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Employees can eat all they want for free
from a vast choice of food and drink,
whipped up by in-house chefs. 

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Typical Google Lunch
 

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Cookie set-up
 

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Work Station:
 

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Each employee has at least two large screens.
 
There are 4-6 'Zooglers' per office. 


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Innovation:
 

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Large boards are available just about everywhere
because 'ideas don't always come when seated in
the office'says one of Google's managers. 

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Leisure.
 

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Pool tables, video games, etc. are available
in many areas. 

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Communication.
 

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On each floor, there are private cabin areas
where employees attend to personal affairs. 

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Tech Stop
 

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Having trouble with your computer? 
No problem... Bring it to this area where
drinks are available while it is being fixed... 

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Health:
 

Professional massage therapists are available.

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Rest ....
 

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View relaxing aquariums on massage chairs
that you control .... Ambiance. 

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There are many books in this library...even
some about programming! 

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I would
LOVE time out in this room!! 

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WELL, WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT GOOGLE NOW?
 
 
 
 

Wednesday 30 March 2011

Fw: Every home should have one ...

 
Best wishes,
John
 

FW: THE BARBERS SHOP


 

From: davepaulineprice@hotmail.com
Subject: Fw: THE BARBERS SHOP
Date: Tue, 29 Mar 2011 10:19:20 +0100

 
 
 

 


    
A guy stuck  his head into a barbershop and asked, 'How long  before I can  get a haircut?

The  barber looked around the shop full of customers  and said, 'About 2 hours.'

The guy  left.

A few days later, the same guy  stuck his head in the door and asked, 'How long  before I can get a haircut?'

The barber  looked around at the shop and said, 'About 3  hours.'

The guy left.

A week  later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and  asked, 'How long before I can get a  haircut?

The barber looked around the shop  and said, 'About an hour and a half .

The  guy left.

The barber turned to his friend  and said, 'Hey, Bob, do me a favour , follow him  and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he  has to wait for a haircut, but he never comes  back.'

A little while later, Bob  returned to the shop, laughing  hysterically.



The  barber asked, 'So, where does he go when he  leaves?'

Bob  looked up, wiped the tears from his eyes and  said,

'Your  house!'







Friday 25 March 2011

Fw: Perfectly timed photos

 

 

 



 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 



 

 

 

 

 

 

 



 

 
 













































 
 
 
 

 

 

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