Fw: I was wrong

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

                   Apparently I was wrong -- At the Senior Citizens Center they had a contest the other day. I lost by one point.  The question was, "where do women mostly have curly hair"?  Apparently, the correct answer was Africa. I've heard that Apple has scrapped their plans for the new children's iPod after realizing that iTouch Kids is not a good product name. There's a new Muslim clothing shop opened in our shopping center, but I've been banned from it after asking to look at some bomber jackets. You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles but at least they drive slowly past schools. Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche and mentioned it on Facebook.  I said, "I can't wait for the new 911 to arrive!" Next thing I know 4,000 f....g Muslims have added me as a friend!! Being a modest man, when I checked into my hotel on a recent trip, I said to the lady at the registration desk, "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled."  To which she replied, "No, it's regular porn, you sick bastard. The FBI has discovered how to weave Muslim prayer mats out of plastic explosives.  Apparently prophets are going through the roof!!   --