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THE ONION AND THE CHRISTMAS TREE The family is sitting at the dinner table. The son asks his father, 'Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there?' The father, surprised, answers, 'Well son, there's three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round & firm. In her thirties & forties, they are like pears, still nice, but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions.' 'Onions?' 'Yes, you see them, and they make you cry.' This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter says, 'Mom, how many types of 'willies' are there?' The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, 'Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his twenties, his willie is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties & forties, it's like a birch tree, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree.' 'A Christmas tree??' 'Yes dear, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only.'                 __________ NOD32 5658 (20101129) Information __________ This message was checked by NOD32 antivirus system. http://www.eset.com Outside the UK? Visit www.hamptons-international.com Hamptons International offers a wide range of properties in the following countries: UK | India | Italy | Morocco | Monaco | Oman | Egypt | Seychelles | UAE | US | Hamptons International is a proud patron of The Prince's Trust. The Prince's Trust is a UK charity that helps young people overcome barriers and get their lives back on track through practical training, mentoring and financial assistance. Please don't print this e-mail unless you really need to. This email and any attachment is for authorised use by the intended recipient(s) only. It may contain proprietary material, confidential information and/or be subject to legal privilege and/or subject-to-contract. It should not be copied, disclosed to, retained or used by, any other party. If you are not the intended recipient then please promptly delete this email and any attachment and all copies and inform the sender. Thank You. Please note that Hamptons email monitoring policy allows emails sent to Hamptons employees to be read under certain circumstances, therefore your privacy cannot be guaranteed. Hamptons Estates Ltd trading as Hamptons International. Company number: 2036215 (registered in England and Wales). Registered Office: 32 Grosvenor Square, London W1K 2HJ. This email message has been scanned for viruses by Mimecast. Mimecast delivers a complete managed email solution from a single web based platform. For more information please visit http://www.mimecast.com