Two radical Arab terrorists boarded a flight out of London for Perth.
>
> One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat.
> Just before take off a Rabbi sat down in the aisle seat.
>
> After take off the rabbi kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was
> settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, 'I need to get up and
> get
> a coke.' ' Don't get up,' said the rabbi, 'I'm in the aisle seat, I'll
> get
> it for you.'
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> As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the rabbi`s shoe and spat
> in it. When the Rabbi returned with the coke, the other Arab said, 'That
> looks good. I'd really like one, too..'
>
> Again, the Rabbi obligingly went to fetch it. While he was gone the other
> Arab picked up the Rabbi`s other shoe and spat in it.
>
> When the rabbi returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight. As the
> plane was landing, the Rabbi slipped his feet into his shoes and knew
> immediately what had happened.
>
> He leaned over and asked his Arab neighbours,
> 'Why does it have to be this way?
>
>
> 'How long must this go on?
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> 'This fighting between our nations?
>
> 'This hatred?
>
> 'This animosity?
>
> 'This spitting in shoes..............and pissing in cokes?'
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